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26 lines
822 B
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\begin{song}[remember-chords]{title={Hitler Has Only Got One Ball}, music={Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts}, lyrics={British \\
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soldiers}}
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\begin{verse}
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Hitler has only got one ball, \\
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Göring has two but very small, \\
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Himmler is rather sim'lar, \\
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But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
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\end{verse}
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\begin{verse}
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Hitler has only got one ball, \\
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The other is in the Albert Hall, \\
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His mother, the dirty bugger, \\
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Chopped it off when Hitler was small. \\
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She threw it into the apple tree, \\
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the wind blew it into the deep blue sea, \\
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Where the fishes got out their dishes, \\
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And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
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\end{verse}
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\begin{verse}
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Rommel has four or five, I guess, \\
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No one's quite sure 'bout Rudolf Hess, \\
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Schmeling's always yelling, \\
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But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
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\end{verse}
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\end{song}
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