\begin{song}[remember-chords]{title={Hitler Has Only Got One Ball}, music={Lieutenant F. J. Ricketts}, lyrics={British  \\
soldiers}}
\begin{verse}
Hitler has only got one ball, \\
Göring has two but very small, \\
Himmler is rather sim'lar, \\
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
\end{verse}
\begin{verse}
Hitler has only got one ball, \\
The other is in the Albert Hall, \\
His mother, the dirty bugger, \\
Chopped it off when Hitler was small. \\
She threw it into the apple tree, \\
the wind blew it into the deep blue sea, \\
Where the fishes got out their dishes, \\
And ate scallops and bollocks for tea.
\end{verse}
\begin{verse}
Rommel has four or five, I guess, \\
No one's quite sure 'bout Rudolf Hess, \\
Schmeling's always yelling, \\
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
\end{verse}
\end{song}
